Thank you to everyone who voted for me at the Comedy Awards. If you saw the show you will have seen how embarrassingly speechless I was to get the People’s Choice Award. I am such a fan of Harry Hill, David Mitchell, Michael McIntyre and Ant and Dec – they are all amazing entertainers. So to be considered amongst them, let alone win, was a genuine shock. A big fat thank you for your support. You have made someone whose dream it was to get into comedy very happy. I am apparently now officially called the Queen of Comedy, so no eye contact please, only speak when you are spoken to and back out of the room. Thank you subjects.